If my mind were a blog

adrians:

adrians:

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

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Apr. 23rd, 2014 - 15 minutes ago - Reblog - 100756 Notes

"Some books you read. Some books you enjoy. But some books just swallow you up, heart and soul."

Joanne Harris (via ldyiamartin)

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Apr. 23rd, 2014 - 1 hour ago - Reblog - 8285 Notes

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

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Apr. 23rd, 2014 - 1 hour ago - Reblog - 84639 Notes

onadogtrekinperth:

Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Snape but it was Quirrel
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Draco but it was Ginny
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was was Sirius but it was Wormtail
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Karkaroff but it was Moody/Crouch Jr
Harry Potter and the Year everyone knew it was that B*tch Umbridge
Harry Potter and the year it actually did turn out to be Snape
Harry Potter and the Year it turned out to be Harry all along

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Apr. 23rd, 2014 - 1 hour ago - Reblog - 98698 Notes

thiscorpsofbrothers:

stopholdingontoair:

It’s weird to think about how your birth is a fixed point in time but your death is constantly moving based on the decisions you make. The length of your life is always fluctuating.

krista this fucked me up.

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Apr. 23rd, 2014 - 1 hour ago - Reblog - 133035 Notes

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Apr. 19th, 2014 - 4 days ago - Reblog - 124368 Notes

tastefullyoffensive:

Dogfighter [itdoof/gif]

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Apr. 19th, 2014 - 4 days ago - Reblog - 14169 Notes