If my mind were a blog

So today I had the most awkward experience ever…

I went into Zellers, I figured since they’re closing I could get things on sale. I headed straight to the electronics section since I just got a PS3 and don’t really have any games. The lady working was helping a guy around my age and I’m sort of wandering near them, waiting for her to finish so I can get her to open the case for me. While I’m hovering and she’s ringing this guy through she turns to me and this exchange happens:

Employee: Are you his girlfriend?

Me: what? uuuhhh, nooo

Employee: oh… Are you single?

Me: uhm…. yea

Employee: (turns to him) Are you single?

Him: uhh… yea

Employee: You should get her number (turns to me) although it would have to be a long distance relationship since apparently he lives in Ottawa

Me and the Guy: O_O uuuhhhh

At this point we’re both beet red, I look at the ground and he walks away.
The employee didn’t know either of us.

Jan. 06th, 2013 - 1 year ago - Reblog - 5 Notes

My roommate just forced me to socialize with her friend while I was making dinner

That awkward moment when a couple on your facebook gets engaged and you just laugh because you know it won’t last until the wedding… like his last fiance.

Sep. 26th, 2012 - 2 years ago - Reblog - 5 Notes

Watching Kick Ass makes me want to be a superhero so badly

Apr. 26th, 2012 - 2 years ago - Reblog - 5 Notes

That awkward moment when you search for a singer you like and find out a porn star shares her name

Mar. 29th, 2012 - 2 years ago - Reblog - 6 Notes

Ordered a Tablet… Writing the story… I think I’m going to create a full on first issue of the Nerdy Avenger…

What am I getting myself into?

Feb. 05th, 2012 - 2 years ago - Reblog - 2 Notes

Had one customer assume I was a mom today and another assume I was single… uhm… thanks?

Jan. 27th, 2012 - 2 years ago - Reblog - 11 Notes

Explaining to someone why you don’t want to continue seeing them is awkward…

We only went out twice… it shouldn’t be this uncomfortable…

Jan. 25th, 2012 - 2 years ago - Reblog - 0 Notes

That awkward moment when a guy says that doing designs on your nails isn’t hard… bitch, I’d like to see you do it!

Oct. 31st, 2011 - 2 years ago - Reblog - 14 Notes